So the homies and I on a spur of the moment kind of venture are deciding what to do because being the beer lover I am, I want beer and food at exactly the same time. So, we think to ourselves trying to find a fitting solution for this dilemma. Our answer, Zini's. Pizza and Beer at reasonable prices. We get there and order from the girl with RBD glasses and regrettably placed tattoos and have a seat. While we are all chatting I see a homeless looking fellow approach the spot and I think to myself, I hope he doesn't come in. I don't really know why I thought this, but he does in fact come in and takes a seat in the table to my left. Anyways, we get our pizza and the homeless guy gets one too. I begin eating my few slices and completely forget about the homeless dude, until Ric says, "Don't eat it!" and starts making grossed out sounds. I ask him what he was talking about and then ignore the subject. Then, a sudden turn of events. The homeless guy just falls out of his chair onto the floor and lands straight on his head! He just lays there for a while until some aging hipster guys help him up. Then when he finally gets back into his seat he just starts coughing/blowing up food out of his mouth...this completely ruined my appetite and want for pizza and beer. So we all get up and leave while this guy continues to vomit on the floor and I look back when leaving the door and he is just staring off with strands of mucus hanging off the corner of his mouth. GROSS! Then they just finally kicked him out and escorted him to the door. THHHHHHEEEEEEN, this guy just decides to pass out on Elm St. on the pavement as traffic is coming through. The weirdest thing I have seen all week! This guy just layed there until some Officers came and he just talked to them while still chilling on the street without a care in the world.
Anyways, my point being don't do drugs!
-Chabez
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