Zach...

Zach Gal-if-in-ack-kiss...ur a penis, a flacid unkempt penis. That guy is a DICK, but he's hilarious!

Updates on the life of Chavez:
This past weekend I went to Mexico to celebrate the unity of two loving people...it was great! We got drunk! Mexicans sure do know how to drink and party!

Today I bought a new bike. I'm pretty excited about the whole thing! Can't wait to ride it...
























That's all for now,
-Chabez